
Nice to see my telescope sketch from this week's Newsjack is making quite the splash in the world of giant telescopes. They seem a bit upset about the accent though.
Listen to the offending sketch here:

Here are some sketches I had in the latest series of Recorded for Training Purposes, a sketch show on BBC Radio 4:
Reading Heat:
Men's Health:
Plus, a train announcement:
and an email disclaimer:

Very excited to be working with Somethin' Else on their day of interactive radio. Can't say exactly what the result will be yet: watch this space.

Here are a few of my sketches from the new series of BBC Radio 7's
topical news show:
From the Archive - Football Scandal:
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A letter of support from David Miliband:
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And Moira Stuart in the cupboard:
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I've got a sketch being broadcast in the first episode of BBC Radio 7's new topical comedy series: listen on the iPlayer for a while longer here, or there's also a podcast. It's the one about the thrift expert.
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**Update** Also sketches on Episodes 4 and 6: Gordon Brown on the plinth
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and a Satanist's Thought for the Day:
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Sweet Thunder has a collection of home recording tapes found in charity shops, which are fascinating for the glimpses they give into private and work lives, some of them decades ago. There are stalacpipe organ recordings and astrology readings, but strangely the most interesting are the more mundane moments: a legal secretary practising her pronunciation of legal terms ("Pun-i-tive damages. Quaa-ash"), some drunk men talking about spreadsheets, and a surgical needle sales meeting.
Best of all is the conversation between an elderly couple, where he ruefully admits to falling for her April Fools Day joke yet again:
"In 51 years I've never missed an April Fool. I can get you ten times in a day!"
"The thing is I think you're so sincere about everything. Trick after trick after trick!"
"April Fools Day I lie all day long."