This story was published in Allnighter (Pulp Faction), an anthology of underground fiction.
I wrote it after reading that a high proportion of noise complaints turned out to be caused by the complainant's clothing. This is a true fact.
Tiny short stories, exactly 55 words each, commissioned for E4.com.
Teaching the chimpanzee to communicate verbally unleashed a torrent of abuse. The scientists described how they had clung to each other, blushing furiously, as the foul-mouthed primate used terms no human ear had ever encountered before. Then they locked up the lab and resolved never to allow the weapon of language into the animal kingdom.
Another batch of tiny stories commissioned for E4.com (see above).
Another story from Allnighter (see above).
The idea behind this was some kind of distorted Time Out guide.