Rush Hour, the sketch show I contributed to, is being shown on BBC3, starting on Monday 19 March, 10.30pm. Look out for the mind-reading kid and Frankie Boyle as the tactless AA man, among others.
Emma Payne is a writer based in London. She has written for theatre, television and radio, and published in a number of magazines you've never heard of. This is her stuff. You can contact her
